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Old 08-12-2017, 11:34
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A fleeing*ISIS*terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw* something far off in the distance. *
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Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a* very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
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The*ISIS*terrorist asked, "Do you have water?
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water.* Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically,*
"Idiot Infidel!* I do not need such an over-priced western adornment-* I spit on your ties. *
I need water!
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"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
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"Pahh!* A curse on your ties,* I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life* out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"
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"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me* or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. *
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I will show you that I am bigger than any of that.* If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food
and all the ice-cold water you need...Go In Peace!
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Cursing him again, the desperate*ISIS*staggered away over the hill.
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Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped,
"They won't let me in without a tie!
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Old 08-16-2017, 23:48
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